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Post  Karofsky on Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:20 am

Name: Dave Karofsky
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Preference: Why? What have you heard?
Personality: Really into sports and stuff. I have a bit of a bad reputation for being a bully, but really I don't do anything that my friends don't, even if Puckerman and Hudson seem to think they're above all that slushie stuff and dumpster tossing these days. It's fun, give me a break. I've also recently taken up bird watching. Warblers are birds, I looked it up on Wikipedia.
History: I grew up in Lima, Ohio. I spend most of my time playing football, basketball, and hockey. Go team!
Friends: Azimio. Sometimes Puckerman, though he's kind of turned into a bit of a pansy since joining the freaks in Gleeeee Club.
Enemies: That weird little prep school kid. Who does he think he is coming into my territory and taking what's mine? Hudson. He thinks he's so cool just because he's the quarterback. But who does he think he's kidding hanging out with that beard of his when we know he's gone all homo for his little brother. We all know, Hudson. And Hummel, just because he's such a little freak that I can't stop thinking about.
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Blaine Anderson on Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:10 am

Well, I'd like to remind you to stay away from my man, understand? I have no patience for bullies, so I've got my eyes on you, David.



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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Kurt Hummel on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:06 am

I want you to stay away from me. Far, far away.

And, Blaine, <3 Your man? <3 Do tell..... Did I ever tell you you're my hero? (Any excuse to sing a little of the Divine Ms. M. is good, no? Perhaps we can bring that up at the next council meeting?)

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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Karofsky on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:06 am

Blaine Holcomb wrote:Well, I'd like to remind you to stay away from my man, understand? I have no patience for bullies, so I've got my eyes on you, David.

As if I'd want to be around your boy? Where is he anyway? And stop looking at me, people are going to get the wrong idea. About you. Nobody'd ever think that about me.

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Thanks for the welcome. I look forward to tormenting...I mean bullying hanging out with you all. For real, I am a nice guy, but I LOVE playing evil. If any storylines need some good conflict, I'm willing to provide.
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Head Admin on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:10 am

I think...I just gasped when I saw that we have Karofsky. Welcome to the site! Now I really can't wait to see how RPing goes. Like Blaine said, it all kicks off on Friday. If you have any questions at all, feel free to ask!
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Blaine Anderson on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:26 am

Oh. My man...Did I say that outloud? Oops. Well, I'm honored to be your hero but I would LOVE to be much, much more. <3 Ifyoureinterested,thatis

And that's a splendid idea! I'll have a talk with the council about considering more of your ideas, you brilliant person, you.

David, it's okay to be confused. I've been there before and there's no need to be scared. Kurt and I can help you get out of these stages of denial. No need to get hostile.
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Guest on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:34 am

And I'm the one with issues...

Have you considered therapy -even if only for the comfortable couch?

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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Karofsky on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:45 am

Hummel: Do you think I actually care what you want?

Honeycomb: Don't mess with me or I will introduce you to The Fury. And the interior of the nearest dumpster.

St. James: That egg thing, truly inspired. I approve. We should talk some time. I think we might have a few things in common. Even if you do sing there's still hope for you.
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Post  Guest on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:59 am

Karofsky wrote:Hummel: Do you think I actually care what you want?

Honeycomb: Don't mess with me or I will introduce you to The Fury. And the interior of the nearest dumpster.

St. James: That egg thing, truly inspired. I approve. We should talk some time. I think we might have a few things in common. Even if you do sing there's still hope for you.
I'm torn between my integrity and my desire to avoid a dumpster, but I'll tell you the truth. I'm nothing like you or your pizza-dependant friends.

My advice? Lay off carbohydrates and get laid. You need it.

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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Blaine Anderson on Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:00 am

Honeycomb. Sad to say I've heard that one before. You can hit me all you want, but just know that it won't help you figure out those things you've been feeling. Violence is not the answer, David.


I like this Jesse fellow. Listen to him. He knows what he's talking about.
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Karofsky on Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:45 am

Guess I was wrong about you, St. James. "Straight but open minded" is another way of saying "homo" isn't it? Should have known your singing was a symptom of much deeper issues. You spending a lot of time on that couch you mentioned?

And there is nothing wrong with a bit of carb loading. It gets me on my A-Game.

As for the other, I do have my eye on a cute little ladyface. Your suggestion doesn't sound like too bad an idea. Thanks for that advice, St. James, and your approval, Honeycomb. cheers Not that I needed it.
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Post  Guest on Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:13 pm

Karofsky wrote:Guess I was wrong about you, St. James. "Straight but open minded" is another way of saying "homo" isn't it?
Nah, it's just in case I ever run into Sondheim. I wouldn't really go for it, but I'd act a little bit and get him to compose something for me... I'd love to discuss this in further detail but I'm pretty sure you think Sondheim is some kind of sandwich or something of the sort.

Karofsky wrote:Should have known your singing was a symptom of much deeper issues.
Well, that much is true. Either I sing or I mass murder all the people I dislike. Since penitentiary facilities don't have wi-fi and I need my daily dose of www.broadwayworld.com, I guess have no choice.

Karofsky wrote:You spending a lot of time on that couch you mentioned?
Not really. Do you think I should? I know my inner Narcissism, staggering good looks, superior intelligence and God-given gifts can be quite deranging for the less-talented and less-beautiful people that surround me, but there's nothing shrinks can do about my innate charm. People will just have to learn to deal with it. I can't help being so overwhelming, therapy wouldn't change it.

Karofsky wrote:And there is nothing wrong with a bit of carb loading. It gets me on my A-Game.
As in Awry-Game?

Karofsky wrote:As for the other, I do have my eye on a cute little ladyface.
Hi, Karfosky's Love Doll! It's nice to meet you.

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Post  Karofsky on Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:47 pm

Jesse St. James wrote:Nah, it's just in case I ever run into Sondheim. I wouldn't really go for it, but I'd act a little bit and get him to compose something for me... I'd love to discuss this in further detail but I'm pretty sure you think Sondheim is some kind of sandwich or something of the sort.

Of course not. You must think I'm pretty stupid.

(It's that veggie soup stuff, right? I don't eat that crap.)

Jesse St. James wrote:Not really. Do you think I should? I know my inner Narcissism, staggering good looks, superior intelligence and God-given gifts can be quite deranging for the less-talented and less-beautiful people that surround me, but there's nothing shrinks can do about my innate charm. People will just have to learn to deal with it. I can't help being so overwhelming, therapy wouldn't change it.

...Are you hitting on me?

Jesse wrote:As in Awry-Game?

It's spelled "AwAy", but it works for home games, too. Duh.

Jesse wrote:Hi, Karfosky's Love Doll! It's nice to meet you.

You're just jealous because you can't even get one. cheers *high fives Azimio*
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Post  Guest on Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:55 pm

Karofsky wrote:Of course not. You must think I'm pretty stupid.
Yes, I do.

In fact, I think even Hudson might be a little smarter than you and that's a lot to say.

Karofsky wrote:...Are you hitting on me?
Eh, no... Are you daydreaming about me again?

Karofsky wrote:It's spelled "AwAy", but it works for home games, too. Duh.
awry [əˈraɪ]
adv & adj (postpositive)

1. with a slant or twist to one side; askew
2. away from the appropriate or right course; amiss

Karofsky wrote:You're just jealous because you can't even get one. cheers *high fives Azimio*
I know this concept might a little far-fetched but you do know that it's okay to have sex with real people, right?

You should try it sometime.

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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Kurt Hummel on Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:30 pm

*facepalm* Please don't feed the Neanderthal. It's a waste of your time; he is proof that evolution can (and sadly does) work in reverse.
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Emma Pillsbury on Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:26 pm

Hello there, Mr Karosky, what, a, um, pleasure to have you joining us. I believe your scheduled for an appointment at my office the following week for your, erm, uh..impulse control issues. *strained smile*
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Rachel Hudson on Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:04 pm

Just stay away from Kurt, ok? If you ever bother him again, we will know and there will be consequences.

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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Kurt Hummel on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:23 pm

Rachel Berry wrote:Just stay away from Kurt, ok? If you ever bother him again, we will know and there will be consequences.

And believe me, I don't think you want to find out what "consequences" coming from Rachel Berry would be...challenges to sanity would be imminent. Then again, I question your sanity to begin with.

(And thank you, Rachel. Very Happy )
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Post  Rachel Hudson on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:27 pm

Aww no problem! <3
And you're right. Consquences from Rachel Berry are unimaginable. Which I guess is a good thing for you Karofsky, considering you don't have enough of a brain to imagine with.
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Finn_Hudson on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:30 pm

Yeah, if I find out about you giving anybody any kind of crap I'll make sure you pay for it Karofsky. So I'd be careful if I were you. I'm not letting anything happen to the people I care about.

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Post  Guest on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:20 am

Oh hell no! Karofsky, you better stay away from my man Kurt, or your gonna have to worry about your blindside on and off the field. Understood?

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Post  Sammy Evans on Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:20 am

Karofsky, man, if you do the least bit of laying one finger on any of my bud's I swear we'll make a replay of our little smackdown in the lockeroom! UNDERSTOOD?
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Re: Hello, Ladies!

Post  Karofsky on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:17 am

You all talk tough, but so you ladies know, I don't have any problem with pushing mouthy little girls. That includes you, Evans.

Sam Evans (Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:20 am) wrote:Karofsky, man, if you do the least bit of laying one finger on any of my bud's I swear we'll make a replay of our little smackdown in the lockeroom! UNDERSTOOD?

I look forward to blacking your eye again, wuss.

Am I the only one who's beginning to think you might like spending too much time in the locker rooms?
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Post  Sammy Evans on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:02 pm



I'd respond to that, but that ^ was pretty self explanatory.
FYI, i kick your sorry ass, Kaofsky! Nuff said.
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