Jacob ben Isreal's Blog

[This is NOT posted from the character of Karofsky. Hope it's okay if I "borrow" JBI for this post...]

Did McKinley's resident flamboyant diva leave school because he was being bullied...or did he leave before the swift hand of justice came down on him?

I've got the exclusive story here, students of McKinley High!

It seems that a certain unnamed transfer student may have been run out of school for reasons that are not as described by his fellow Glee Clubbers! My source spoke only on the terms of remaining anonymous, so I can only assure you that I have heard the proof for myself and...it is shocking!

It seems Mr. Diva had trouble keeping his hands to himself, and when his advances were turned down, he decided to make life difficult for the object of his affections and became the boy who cried "Bully!" by making up stories and putting his acting skills to use.

Don't believe my source? If I hadn't heard it myself, I wouldn't either! But it seems that Mr. Diva's father does. Click here to hear the shocking admission from Mr. Diva Sr (the name has been bleeped to protect the allegedly guilty)! [The recording, clearly Burt Hummel's voice for those who know him] "*BEEP* can be a little...melodramatic and over-reactive sometimes. I've heard *BEEP*rt's side of it already. I just want the truth now." [End Recording].

I have heard the conversation that took place, and it's not pretty! I would let you all hear it, but there would be no way for me to protect my source's identity. However, it seems that Diva Sr. took it very seriously. Not only did he believe my source's tale, he tried to buy his silence! [Recording #2, also definitely Burt Hummel's voice] "Okay. But it's all over now. I'll have a talk with Kur*BEEP* and make sure he'll leave you alone." *recognizable sound of a set of keys being handed over* "No charge." [End Recording.]

So did Mr. Diva flee a bully, or did Diva Sr. pull him from McKinley before he could be expelled and attempt to pay off the real victim? You decide!

And remember, you heard it here first!

[gadjiegbfdv...Have I mentioned yet, that you are pure evil?]

[What Kurt said. Damn!]