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Name: Brittany S. Pierce

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Sexual Preference: Anything that moves.

Personality: Typical dumb blonde. Loves to dance and cheer.

History:Brittany used to feel like she was living under the shadow of Britney Spears because of Brittany's full name; Brittany S. Pierce. because it sounds like Britney Spears. She thinks that she is very, very talented and now wants all the solos in Glee Club.

Friends: (on the show) Santana

Enemies: None really.

Awww, Brittany! Don't call yourself a typical dumb blonde. You're an extraordinary blonde who is just a few clowns short of a circus!

I'll be home for the holidays; plan on attending at least one Hummel-Pierce Dance Video production.

That's so sweet! Can't wait for our next video, unless you decide you want more of this:





(awwwkwwaardd..)

Did I say I was coming home for the holidays? It really is a shame that Halloween is almost a year away now...

Brittany S. Pierce wrote:That's so sweet! Can't wait for our next video, unless you decide you want more of this:





(awwwkwwaardd..)

Replace Brittany with myself and we're good to go.
>.>
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You know, somewhere in the world I think today might be a holiday....Well look at that. Accoring to my holiday calendar it just happens to be National Lemon Cupcake Day. Does that count?

Of course it counts! Now tell me, do the normal traditions of National Lemon Cupcake Day include me feeding you cupcakes and snuggling with you for hours on end? Just curious.

Blaine Holcomb wrote:Of course it counts! Now tell me, do the normal traditions of National Lemon Cupcake Day include me feeding you cupcakes and snuggling with you for hours on end? Just curious.

I think I like the sound of that tradition...well...except I'd have to be the one feeding you cupcakes. I'm afraid all those carbs would go straight to my hips. But hours of snuggling could definitely be arranged...

Hm. That could certainly work. Being fed by such a fabulous man is defintly worth a few extra hours at the Dalton's private gym. And snuggling is always a plus in my book. I think I'm going to like this Holiday.

It's not your birthday here yet >.>
BUT LET'S PRETEND IT IS, OKAY?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITTANY!
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AWESOME AND AMAZING AND THAT YOU EATS LOTS OF ICE CREAM becauseIreallywantsomerightnowdontmindme

OMG BRITTANY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILU.
ENJOY SOME BIRTHDAY GIFS.


DON'T PARTY TOO HARD, unlessyouwanttoo.


I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY FFF. <333

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!!!

LOVE THE CAKES AND GIFS AND BRIGHT COLORED FONTS!!

TWIFE, I DIED LAUGHING AT "BRITTANY/BRITTANY/DEAN" BAHAH!

I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Happy Birthday, Brittany!!!



I searched for a catproof diary for you, but those things are hard to find!!

Darn. I really need one of those!!

THANKS!!

(Totally weird, because my mom just came home with a mini diary thing. And I do indeed have a cat)

Happy Birthday, Brittany!

HAPPY HAPPY BDAY BRITTANY!! YOUR BDAY TODAY IS AMAZING AND LIKE A DOUBLE RAINBOW...A GLEEFUL DOUBLE RAINBOW HAHAH!! HAVE AN AMAZING DAY AND I HOPE YOU'RE CAT DOESN'T READ YOUR DIARY!!












GET IT!?!THE DUCKS IN THE HAT/THE DUCK HAS A HAT!!!

<3333 Love: Puck, Emma and Sam !

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR THE AWESOME BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!

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